Theft

Going to bed last night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I called the cops but was told no one was in the area to help,and someone would be there as soon as possible. A minute later I called them and said "dont hurry i've shot them."
Within minutes there was 6 cars a helicopter and an armed response unit,and the burglars were caught red handed. Officer said "I thought you shot them". I replied, I thought you had no one available...........