THE INVASION OF BLACKPOOL!!!!!!

As you all know, quite soon the invasion begins
with suntan lotion, brollies, kiss me quick hats and double chins

poor little blackpool wont quite what's hit it
with players and cm's from this site decending upon it

Candyfloss, double voddys and donkey rides galore
Blackpool wont so much be in its knees, more on the floor!

House prices plummeting, there goes the neighbourhood
as the guys live it up, best behaviour, nah, even tho they should

They've come from the 4 corners, yes that's right
to invade little old blackpool, just for the night

The economy will receive such a huge boost
especially the bars, where they're all let loose

And they will marvel at the fantastic illuminations, the pretty lights
hey guys, get up off the pub floor, go take in the sights

Do the touristy thing, go along the blackpool mile
take a ride in a horse drawn carriage, do it in style

Hit the fun fair, take a ride on the 'BIG ONE'
don't eat first or you'll just hurlllllll, and then some!!

Then trot off to the beach, in the water, dip your toes
watch out for the crabs, they're nippy beggars, heaven knows

Then when the night time draws in
just relax, sit an chat, get a round in

Be wary though, I have warned you before
of Ladybeasts thirst, she still be drinking when your all on the floor

And don't say too many big words, please
to brillo, she wont understand, just nod and appease

And be wary those of you who are guys
remember 'madame purple'?, your in for a surprise

If you go on the town hoping to pull
you may get more than you bargained for, but hey, life wont be dull

As bess has her guys,girls out on the prowl
she'll have you stitched up like a kipper, make the others howl. Pmsl

So, have a lovely time, say cheers, wish you were here
to new friends, big hugs, raise your glass of beer!!

Enjoy guys.xx

dididdle fabulous just wish time and i were able to attend. To all who are going have fun.

pmsl didi u always make me laugh with ya poems mwahh keep em coming u r a star

: im going to cry dididdle hun ,i live in blackpool too (
but you forgot about me
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