Story Challenge."It The Alien"

Woohoo story challenge by melunces.
Part 1 “It the alien” Dr of Woohooology.

“If I was in charge of Woohoo, I’d strive to make Woohoo the most loved and rated bingo site in the UK.
A difficult task when the site is already so good, but could you imagine roomies chatting in dedicated chat sessions so they can chat about specific event’s like TV reality show’s, sporting events personalities and even agony aunt sessions. Cm’s that encourage the banter will add to the entertaining of roomies while they wait to “rob Bob” occasionally offering a special reward for “rob a bob games, “with an “I bashed bob badge.”
Cm’s that encourage social networking in geographic locations and twinning roomies from different parts of the country, even those from mars, imagine how some Martians would be bewildered by our special coded language, and the occasional spats between roomies
One Martian I recently chatted with was amazed at the potential power of woohoo and wanted to find out where it could study for a diploma in woohooology.when I explained that without the diploma it would find it difficult to become the first Martian CM. It, the Martian did point out that some of the current CM, s seemed to be from another planet. It cited Blackpool and south end as particularly strange planets and was anxious to know more about cuddling practices in south end and “Bann anner” picking in Blackpool.
Ever observant it wondered how the interplanetary relations between Wales Scotland, England and Ireland work, How on “Earth” did they communicate beyond their language boundaries, was it all down to the secret code? Rofl lol brb ,
It was keen to point out that the chocolate hamper was spatially devoid of “mars bars and “milky ways.
So if I was I charge of woohoo :
1,There would be greater opportunities for aliens and their android friends, more out of body experiences and prizes that are out of this world.
2 quiz games about TV mashed potato adverts.
3, the chance for spaced out indigenous roomies to seek help from the solar plexus.
4, the all new Star wars rocket room.
And finally the dedicated training of would be Woohooists to gain champagne from space hampers on completion of the Woohoowhoseouttherewoo.degree.

Melunces

The meteoric rise of It the alian to CM supremo was all part of th cunning martian masterplan to takeover earth by siezing power from Woohoo and using it to brainwash andconvert all roomies to roomars.
if it had't been for the counter attack by the CM down to earth campaign,we would all be subjected to endless games without wins,far worse than bob in a bad mood.
fFrst cuddle withdrew all affection for It, followed by Anner opening the attack firing a barrage of Bann-anners from the top of blackpool tower, chukky, wicca ,kerry ,brillo and jac formed ground support and calmed the boisterous roomies by beingng far too nice to them..
Jom quickly moved from room to room cotinuing to calm the roomies who were being denied their wins, Jessica ,lisa ,nicky, vikkie andbess formed the second wave followed by the mexican wave,this brave act of defiance sent the troubled martians into a tizz.
Then Arlene and Magz set the Ladybeast loose on It, who whined and screamed liks a whirling dervish,then in last stage of the intergalactic battle ,Snobelle subjected it ,to a ice cold lollipop and called "Time" who instigated the final movement by bringing in admin Cherry who promptly stripped It of his diploma in Woohooology and banished and banned It for all time.
Saved from the failed invasion roomies Aggie ,welsh lady ,hotpencer,julyn, indian queen,bers,patbo and a host of happy roomies took Woohoo to the top spot without the interference of alian's like IT .
If Iwas in charge of Woohoo I'd leave all the afforementioned CM,s to carry on doing a good job.
**woohoo aunties panties**
Melunces