Story Challenge......#1

IF I WAS IN CHARGE OF WOOHOO...

If i was in charge of WooHoo, what a day that would be,
everyone would get biccies and a cuppa for free!
They'd get a "welcome" bonus just for signing in,
50 Gorgeous Golden stars to make the "roomies" grin.
Chat games would be simple, 'coz I'm thick you see.
I'd know all the answers as they'd be in front of me!!
I'd give CM's the day off with a thousand points to spend,
everyone would log on and stay right to the end
All our points would double, with treble stars for me
I'd banish bob into his shed, how funny would that be?
If I was in charge of WooHoo, yes, I can but dream !!!
The "roomies" would be happy, but we'd all hear Admin Scream!!!