Shades Story Of Woohoo

as i sit here trying to think of what to write,
my mind wonders to woohooo and what it would be like.
i sit here and think.. if i were in charge of woohoo i 'd have a ball,
chatting to the players and and lift them up when they fall.
by showering them with points and shiny bright stars,
much better than winning fancy cars.

i'd invent new games,
give them strange and woohooing names.
surprise everyone on birthday with a lump sum,
so they can play forever and have lots of fun.
bob would be made to let them win,
oh it would be wonderull not a sin.

more cg's i hear the players cry,
your wish is my command, thats no lie.
give me a win bob, they all do shout,
bob come here, i'd give him a clout.
feef the gold? yes you may,
just have fun while you play.

and when you visit mean old bobs shop,
i'd be there with a smile ready to pop.
exchange your gold, oh no, just sell silver,
save your gold, you know its a winner.
sell your bronze, you know it means more,
but having more points, wont leaving you feeling sore.

so if i "shade" were in charge of woohoo,
i would do, all i can do.
to make you win more and give you more prizes.
afterall, its just fun, no hidden surprises.