Retrieving The Sparks

a housewife was trying desperately to add the sparks back into her marriage. no matter what she tried her husband would not get overly excited. after complaining all her woes to her best friend her friend told her why don't you try wrapping yourself in saran wrap it worked for my husband. overly excited at this new idea the wife ran directly home. she stripped all her clothes off and wrapped herself with saran wrap. she heard her husband pull into the driveway and with much eagerness she layed across the dining table. when she heard him enter the front door she called to him honey im in the dining room waiting for you. the husband entered the dining room took one look at his wife and exclaimed... OH NO LEFTOVERS AGAIN