POOR...POOR...ITSME............

Oh poor itsme, I feel really sorry for you
your expecting visitors, turning up out of the blue

The one you know, snotchops, well she's bad enough
but her twinnie is also coming, aww poor itsme, thats really tough

Trouble at the double, like two peas in a pod
best get more food in, give em chips an fish, best make it cod

Your weekend will be hectic, they'll have you in a whirl
especially after their night out, hewy and spewy will do nowt but hurlllll

I mean to say snotchops is bad enough with her impromptu sneezes
won't be just her sleeves which are full of snot, she aint too fussy, easy pleases

The bedspread serves as a tissue, just as well
beware next time you draw the curtains, could be on there, who can tell?

As a child with snotchops, you should have left out all the dollys, and given her a hankie
she's obviously a very spoiled child, needs a right good spankie!! (oeerrr)

And with ladybeast being her other half, hide the booze
you know what she's like, the contents of your cabinet you will surely loose

Double trouble, yin and yan, snitch and snatch, 2 peas in a pod
itsme, head the warning, for if you don't, I fear for you, oh god

I'd like to know which one is danny and which one is arnie
don't suppose matters that much, cos the pair of them are barmy

And can you all imagine when they're dressing up, ready to hit the town
wearing their Cms and ADMIN outfits, omg they want sending down

For Devon aint ready for that specticle just yet
would cause such havoc in the town, get em locked up, I bet

So why not in your garden itsme, just go an pitch a tent
they can camp it up there, oh and you could charge them rent

And your house will remain snot and vomit free
you know it makes sense don't you, itsme?

So when you see them trotting, down your garden path
bolt all the doors, pretend you can't hear, whizz up for a bath

The awful weekend will then soon be over
then you can bulldoze that mingin tent, over the cliffs, the white ones in Dover!

And you can wave them off, through the window of your house
where peace and normality is again restored with your spouse

great as always hun x

Pmsl hunie thats fab as always

wtg hun another great piece of work
well done hun
cant wait till the next 1

lovessssssssssssssssss it wordsssssssssssssssss u rock ur ace (now wheres my pay?)