Paddy And Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.
Paddy, who knows nothing about golf, says "Top o the morning to yer sir!"
Tiger nods & bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.
"What are those?" asks Paddy.
"They're called tees. They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving."
"well, bugger me" says paddy "BMW think of everything!"