Our Caller Bob.x

Our BoB

Twas a cold dark night, in the middle of winter
when I found a site, I thought I'd log inter
I found Woohoo bingo, with really friendly guys,
in the sunshine room, to my delight and surprise.

Then I heard the voice, the one, the very same
he whipped out his balls, he flashed them on my screen,
oerrrr, boy he has no shame.

I heard the callers name was bob
his silver tongued voice, it got him the job,
He plays us, he tantilises and he teases
waiting for one number, then maybe he pleases.

He takes our points and say's eyes down
were hoping for a woohoo, oh no, not a frown.

We all sit waiting, were poised and yes were ready to play,
with fingers, eyes and legs crossed hoping for 'the biggie' to come our way.

Now come on bob, you gotta play fair
give us a win, or we'll tie you to a chair.

Bob, you get enticed, bribed, threatened and praised
now come on bob, your game gotta be raised.

And when the roomies are starting to flag
they shout, oi bob, go rummage for my number in yer ball bag.

Ahh poor bobbyboy, you must live in fear
with threats of violence ringing in your ear,
a poke in the eye, a kick in the ribs, a broom handle up your bum,
oh come now roomies, that's a bit rum.

So love him or hate him, cajole or attack
we all know tomorrow, you'll all be back
cos we loves our bingo, bobbyboy and all.

Xxx dididdlexxx

fantasitic didi...keep it up hunnie

ha ha very good u shud b a poet

wow thats cool lol

cool site cool peeps and cool caller.