Near The Knuckle Jokes
Near The Knuckle Jokes
Math teacher asked, what comes after 69? The girl replies, you wash your face and rinse your mouth...duh!!!
Scientists have revealed today that they have found a drug for depressed lesbians. Its called TRYDIXAGAIN!!!!! lol.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair........
Park and ride!!!!
No offence intended peeps.
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ok last one.......
Man in bedroom, shouts through to his girlfriend...'come into the bedroom and see my clock'.
She enters the room and he is lying naked on the bed with a massive erection.
She says 'That is not a clock'.
He replies 'it will be when you put two hands and a face to it!!!!
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This sexy bird was looking at my beer belly and asked "Is that carlsberg or carling?", I said there's a tap underneath if you wanna taste it and find out
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lol thats a good one 
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A farmhand is walking past a barn 1day when he spots the farmer doing a sexy striptease. "Er, whats going on here?" asks the farmhand "Oh, hi!!" replies the farmer, looking somewhat embarrassed. "Its a bit of a weird one. The thing is, my wife and i haven't been getting on recently, so my therapist advised that i should do something sexy to a tractor."
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lmao that last joke was mine grrrrrrrrr
