Most Embarassing Moment

ok i have a question what is ur most embarassing moment mine was walking up the aisle tripping on me dress and landing on the vicar lol

Mine is probably when i worked twighlight shift got of bus and walking home i fell to this day i don't know what caused the fall but there were a group of young men walking home from the pub that saw me i soooooooo cringed

my most embrassing moment has to be
when my daughter was only 3 years old,
i had just picked her up frome nursery n she was having a temper
tantrum as we crossed the road to go home she decided to sit in the middle of the
road n refused to budge i tried picking her up but couldnt as she laid
down n went stiff as a board, then a copper came up to me n asked if i had a problem lol

Drunk in Belfast one night out, needed the loo after leavin the club, went into kentucky and they wouldnt allow it, tried pretending i was pregnant ( as i staggered about lol ) that didnt work.. Tried the kebab shop, they refused also.. Sooooo decided to go behind the kentucky, in the car park.. pitch black outside, so i thought it was somewhat dignified.. Asked my mate to keep watch.. So, there i was, in the rain, having a wee, stood up to sort myself out and slid in the rain, hit the deck like a ton of potatoes.. Was rolling about like a turtle laughin, me mate laughin and with bum in air froze from laughin, when suddenly headlights shone on us lol.. I couldn't believe it !! So i quickly got together, marched over ragin that some old weirdo was watchin me lol and it was the police!!! They'd been there the entire time.. The passenger side cop said it was the funniest thing he'd seen in years and let me go, without charging me for indencent exposure lol.. 2 weeks later, standin in work, which was a petrol station and those very police men came in for cigs n biscuits.. Sober and mortifed i thought he'll never remember me.. He did lol.. Burst out laughing soon as he saw me and said, i thought i knew yer face and his pal said, it isnt her face u remember hahahaha

tiny that was brill cheered me up