Milking Machine

a farmer ordered a high tech milking machine, since the equipment arrived when his wife was at town he decided to try it on himself , he inserted his manhood in the equipment switched the machine on everything was automatic, soon he realized the machine gave him more pleasure than his wife ever did, when the fun was over he realized he could not extract himself from the machine, his member was stuck fast,he read the maual but didnt find any information on how to disengage himself from the machine, thank god for mobile phones,he phoned customer service , hello i bought a milking machine from your company how do i remove it from the cows udder , dont worry the customer service rep replied the machine will automatacaly disengage when its collected two gallons

good stuff,bring it on...