MELAAAAAAAAA

Mela this rhymes for you, hope it goes down well
for the info Iv'e been given will take us where?, who can tell

Imagine if you would, a lady with finesse and charm
she's much sought after, has guy's eating out of her hand, the palm

You only have to watch her on woohoo, she's much sought after
has the whole room going bazeerk with laughter

And you won't catch her ever using her cm 'boot'
for kicking out the players, she doesn't give a hoot

Cos' mela don't mind hosting us on the bingo
knows all thats going on, has learned the lingo

But alas, in one department she's lacking
so I've been told, brillos given her backing

It's in the bedroom, where mela strike a pose
where she struts around, finger firmly stuck up her nose!

She will do anything to put her man off
grabbing the hoover, duster or mop

Her house is so clean, it sparkles and shines
poor hubbys not happy, begged her so many times

But sadly melas not interested, you see
would sooner scrub the oven, then make a cup of tea

Mr mela a word to the wise
it could work out, be a nice surprise

Take mela out, treat her to a slap up meal
ply her with a bottle of champagne, at 50 quid a go, it's a steal

This should ensure all her inhibitions would break free
and put a grin on your face, try it, you'll see.

Mela I've heard your language is somewhat choice
effing and blinding are what you favour, how you voice

So I suggest investing in a swear jar
would pay for your meal, be a good investment by far

Mela I've heard has a part time hobby, of which she's very proud
and it's something which makes her stand out from the crowd

She likes to get her kit off for a bunch of strangers
in a more artistic way, one day dear you'll be famous

Adorning the walls of many rich peoples pads
wearing only and enegmatic smile, ye gads!

For melas hobby is as an artists model, still life
but hubby don't know yet, gunna cause some strife

And that mysterious enegmatic smile she wears so well
has more to do with natures emisions, a kinda natural smell!

Mels I've heard is trying the cambridge diet
tons of cabbage soup, only the very brave try it!!

And she will be so pleased with some of the artists work
apart from the picasso attempts, brush strokes they don't shirk

Where they've painted melas nose stuck up her rear
not the kinda way she wants to progress in her career

But mela this is called, Artistic expression
artistic license, freedom to do as they please, well that's my impression

For these are the painters, artists of the future
a dab here, a blob there, every brush stroke, 'couture'

for now, I must digress
before anymore words, land me in a mess

Mela hun hope my ramblings will do
make you smile, raise a grin or two

Now go put away your cleaning stuff, your house is like a new pin
and go put a smile on hubbys face, a big cheshire cat grin!!!!

luffs dididdlexxx

haha fab you be rich with the swear jar xxxxxxxxx

love ittttttttttttttttttttttttt thats a crakker piddle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

fantastic diddle xxxx

tht was brill diddle
think u should do 1 for all cm's aww meala all ur secrets r outtttt pmsl