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I've heard ladybeast is now taking her evenings off
no more night time hosting, please uys don't scoff

For this cm works harder than most
doling out insults when acting as host!

She and beastie will spend some time
during their cosy evenings together, sublime

It wont be spent romantically smooching away the hours
be more time to think up insults for us, and said with flowers

As ladybeast and beastie are a formiddable pair
quick wit and insults go hand in hand, from their lair

But beastie dont forget to order in supplies
of ladybeasts favourite tipple, erm blue nun?, ha no surprise!

Or you may find yourself on the receiving end of one of her famous rants
not too difficult to see, in your house, who wears the pants!

But I digress, I think Ive said quite enough
to put the cat amongst the pigeons, ooo its rough

As big head CM, our ladybeast knows
my admiration for her just grows and grows.(pfftt, not, ha ha )