It The Martian

Woohoo story challenge by melunces.
Part 1 “It the alien”
Imagine how some Martians would be bewildered by our special coded language, and the occasional spats between roomies
One Martian I recently chatted with was amazed at the potential power of woohoo and wanted to find out where it could study for a diploma in woohooology.when I explained that without the diploma it would find it difficult to become the first Martian CM. It, the Martian did point out that some of the current CM, s seemed to be from another planet. It cited Blackpool and south end as particularly strange planets and was anxious to know more about cuddling practices in south end and “Bann anner” picking in Blackpool.
Ever observant it wondered how the interplanetary relations between Wales Scotland, England and Ireland work, How on “Earth” did they communicate beyond their language boundaries, was it all down to the secret code? Rofl lol brb ,
It was keen to point out that the chocolate hamper was spatially devoid of “mars bars and “milky ways.
So if I was I charge of woohoo there would be;

New Star wars rocket room.
Dedicated training in woohooology

Melunces