Facebook Poems....
Facebook Poems....
Hi all,
Just to let you know I was the mystery lady posting the poems on facebook when the site was down!
A big thank you to all the lovely comments.
Leenie x 
RE: Facebook Poems....
Scouring Pad C.m....
Singleton Cm Brillo seems to be a WooHoo hero,
with hair of purple and blonde she loves a good song,
That`s our Singleton Cm Brillo.
Singleton Cm Brillo,I`m sure would give you her last tenner,
She lives all alone,well part from her 6 year old dog called Gemma.
That`s our Singleton Cm Brillo.
Singleton Cm Brillo admits she can`t cook,but she`s no way a fool,
just bad luck she lives rainy Blackpool,
That`s our Singleton Cm Brillo.
Singleton Cm Brillo I`ve been told is a qualified hairdresser,or is it fiction,
When the scissors come out the dog hides herself in the kitchen,
That`s our Singleton Cm Brillo.
Singleton Cm Brillo has a lovely sister called Gemma,
l think it`s strange she shares the dogs name,
But well that`s our truely good at her job singleton Cm Brillo.
RE: Facebook Poems....
hahahaha i love it hunni ty xxxxx
RE: Facebook Poems....
My Facebook poem I wrote while the site was down,posted here as promised.
I`m wondering about Bob,where does in live,does he own his own house or lives in digs?
I`m wondering about Bob,does he have a wife,or maybe stay single for the rest of his life?
I`m wondering about Bob,is he a young fit bit or maybe he`s a dirty old git?
I`m wondering about Bob,what car he drives or maybe he goes on bicycle rides?
I`m wondering about Bob,what does he eat,and how often he gets to wash his feet?
I`m wondering about Bob,his in my head,until the day that I drop dead!!!!!
I`m wondering my days away,until WooHoo is running and I can play.
RE: Facebook Poems....
Cm`s fight on Monday on Monday Night
I was there on Monday night when WooHoo went out of sight,I think it`s only fair I should try to clear the air,
Players logged in and all seemed right until the Cm`s started a fight.
Polar, Brillo,Emma and Lady too were in a line for the loo.
Bob came out and started to shout,"get back to work or you are out"
Time stepped in and said" Bob`s right"then all of a sudden Emma started a fight.
"I need a pee"she said to Time,"I think on this occasion you are out of line.
Bob`s reply to this was"get back to the rooms you`re all p***ed,
Brillo punched Bob in the face,Lady at this time was full of grace.
Bob`s blood covered the floor,when the players began to roar,
"Bob shine your balls and start the game, before, we all leave this site and join another for the night"
Polar decided not to wait and went to pee up the gate,
Time said Polar had committed an offence and called the police for defence.
The police arrived as quick as could be and sent Bob to the A and E.
Admin turned up to sort out the mess and the police made many arrests.
All Cm`s were sent to cells and shared two nights of a living hell.
Bob`s face suffered a few hitches and was covered in lots stitches,
Thanks to the nurse who stitched them so tight,Bob had to stay off the site.......
So it`s down to Brillo the shape of Bob`s face,it hardly resembles the human race,
Infact i would say if I can,Bob looks more like the Elephant Man!!!
Bob and the Cm`s have made a pledge,if they should ever need a pee,then in their own breaks it sholud be.
Things have settled down you can see.....the players are now very happyyyyyyy.
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