Dididdle....... Story Challenge 2

If I was in charge of woohoo bingo, in the summer heat
I would organise an awayday for the cm's, give them all a treat

Roll up, roll up, it's that time of year
lovely light nights, lazy days, yes summers here.

And what can we do when we want some fun
we don our dark glasses, from the glare of the sun.

Then we head on down to watch the cm's summer games
where we'll enjoy the fun, delight at the big names.

Pay at the gate and take your seat
to watch the games, your in for a treat.

The first game is announced, its the egg and spoon race
the cm's line up ready, theres not much room, they're vying for space.

Admin_Cherry is in charge, she has the starters gun
the cm's are all in position, ready to start their run.

Jac is the first to leave the starting line
closely followed by the bookies favourite, cm time.

Lisa and jom are doing their best
to walk steady and fast, and catch up with the rest.

Magz and cuddle, theyre lagging behind
but its all good fun, they don't seem to mind.

But whats this, magz quickly sprints to the front
she sounds just like john mcenroe, letting out a loud grunt!

Jac and time are dismayed to see
magz overtaking them, with a big silly grin, tee hee.

Chucky's given up, it's too hot, she'd rather sunbathe
when the crowd jeer and boo, she gives them a wave.

The race is over, magz is declared the winner
but on closer inspection, the egg is glued to the spoon, oh magz what a sinner.

Up next we have the three legged race
oi silly ladybeast, your the wrong way, about face!

For this race ladybeast theyve decided to rest
well you cant blame them, the others blame the booze, that's what they suggest.

Three teams are set, their legs tied together
don't worry guys, it wont be forever.

Theres sno and bess, they should be fine.

As long as brillo can keep in step with time.

Zoze and vicky are discussing, they just can't decide
if they win, who should wear the rosette with pride.

On the starters block, they are all ready
oh the excitement, they supporters feel all giddy and heady.

Off they set on three legs, not four
oh dear its not good, they're all on the floor.

The spectators are becoming restless, this race is taking forever
well what do they expect, with the cm's all wearing tight leather!

From head to toe, poor guys in this searing heat
they'll be lucky to have a winner, most will concede defeat!

The race is over, the winners rosette has been given
to bess and sno, it was sheer determination, oh boy they were driven.

And over to the last event on the list, it's almost the end of the day
to a large jar of sweets, the cm's must guess, what does it weigh?

They all have a go, and try an educated guess
and the winner for this, should have been our bess.

But, oh no, the jars weight isn't the same as it was at the start
oh my it's been interfeered with, some sweets are missing, thats rather harsh.

Looking around it's easy to see, just who's covered in sticky wine gums
why it's ladybeast, the culprit, with a mouthful and gooey fingers and thumbs.

She couldn't resist the lure of the wine
but who can blame her, she's had a fine old time!

At the end of the day the cm's are relaxed and happy
all ready and eager to return to woohoo, and get back to bingo on their lappy.

thanks kim hun, your very kind, much appreciated hun.xx

great poem as usual didi keep up the great work

awwwwwwwww ladybeastieeeee, u no you love it when i talk to you, hahahahahaha
tyvm, i believe i wasnt far off the mark in my portrayal of you dearest??? pmsl
gotcha off to a tee!!! did u read 1st story then????
lubbs yaaaaaaaaxxxxxxx

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