CM'S BOOTS.......READ ON

CM'S BOOTS.......READ ON

Yes it's didi, Im back and here I go again
penning a load of useless twaddle, otherwise known as a PO EM

This one will centre around 2 Cms and their fancy footwear
should we be afraid, or laugh till we no longer care?

Why it's CM_Baby and CM_Wicca, and their little twinkle toes
dunno how to start this one, ahh well, get ready, here goes.

Now CM_Baby asked me to write, about her new CM boots
not too difficult I'd say, they fit nicely on her little foot-s

Can't imagine they'd do too much damage, to all us woohoo cuties
for CM_Babys CM_boots, are appropiately, baby booties!

Knitted from pretty pink wool, with a lovely little bow
hardly the kinda hob-nail boot, to deliver a painful body blow.

No CM_Babys boots are made, to fit her lovely personality and demeanour
happy and kind and full of fun, but don't wind her up, or she may grow meaner!!!

CM_Wicca, what can I say, broke her ankle in work one day
which she seems kinda embarressed about, what was she up to, ooo I say!

Was she indulging in an office romance, who can tell
acrobatic shenanigans, from the chandelier, she may have fell.

Or being chased, skipping, across the factory floor
by her secret lover, was she after more?

Or perhaps their eyes met, across a plate of tripe
the thought of that, from my face, tears of laughter I wipe

Did your lover get, just a little too frisky
trying out the entire karma sutra, after a bottle of whiskey?

A fumble behind the printer, a bit of slap and tickle
not such harmless fun for Wicca, now your in an awful pickle.

So now Wicca's foot resides in a plaster cast
up to 6 weeks it must remain, don't worry dear, it will go fast.

No more rumpy pumpy, either at home or away
with foot placed upon a stool, Wicca has to stay.

But guys, be warned, don't upset our Wicca
or that cast may prove to be a really hard kicker!!
Sorry Wicca, my mind has gone into overdrive
you probably nipped out for a crafty fag, just a little skive.

When you slipped on a wet leaf, outside in the rain
which made your ankle break, ouch I feel your pain.

Well next time my dear, you will no better
don't give me snippets of information, tell me to the letter!

What occurred, just what went on when you fell
or my imagination will get you into trouble, by now, you should know me well!!!!

Another great 1 didi, your poems always make me laugh keep em coming xx

ooooo you think so snowbell????
dont give me any more ideas, pmsl, i may already be in trouble with wicca, aint had a reply from her yet!!!

ladybeast, dear heart, longtime no speakkkkkkkkkkkk

but................................ bet ur version of wiccas broken ankle nowhere as good as mine???

Once again chick hirarrrrrrioussssssssssssssssss

You are fab babe .....

Pssst whats the truth