CHERRY VRS STEVEY

CHERRY VRS STEVEY!

Admin_Cherry is a busy lady, as we all know
as snow_cherry_white, she was the star of the show

But lately Iv'e heard things have been hotting up
the top job at woohoo, she and Admin_Stevey, for it they are both up

To be in over all charge, head honcho, top dog
theres plenty of rivalry between them for the job

Outsmarting an outwitting each other, at every given chance
ooeerrr, hope the cm's don't get caught up in their merry dance

For now it's time to take your seats, wear a big grin
for the humongous battle of the titans to begin.

In the red corner is our own cherry pip
who can cut anyone down, with just a little quip

Next we have the lovely stevey, in the corner which is blue
all bronzed and toned, with rippling muscles, phewww!

Let the battle commence, let it get under way
this competition will be decided by the end of the day

They emerge from their corners, each with dabbers drawn
stevey gets first strike, cherry's like a woman scorned

Dab, dab, dab, they go hammer and tongs
both covered in ink, right down to their thongs

Cherry is on a mission, has a master plan
she calls to ladybeast, go get my lager out of the van

Where I shall ply the well dabbed stevey with plenty of booze
get him completley sozzled, theres no way I can loose

But cherry my dear, you should know by now, oh noooo
ladybeast shouldn't be sent, she will switch the booze with H20!

And sit and glug the whole lot down
leaving you at steveys mercy, and wearing a frown

Stevey grasps his dabber firmly, goes straight for cherrys throat
it's his lifes ambition to run woohoo, cherry get your coat

For it was the last dab of the match, the winning dab by far
cherry throws in the towel, sobbing for her ma.

Stevey emerges as the victor, mr big, the one
who came out on top, heading woohoo, to him will come

He's the man we all have to be nice to
curtsy when he enters the room, polish his shoe

You see, to stevey I owed a happy ending
after last time, no more my poems defending!

Sorry cherry, it had to end this way
now with stevey as boss, will ensure I stay

On woohoo playing bingo and penning my rhymes
it's what I enjoy, helps pass the time

But as we all know, this rhyme is just fantasy
as the sponsors run woohoo, fate acompli!!!

luffs ya snotchops n steveyxxxxx

ha ha ty linda hun, the men in white coats are regulars at my place! lol
you see being off has led to my furtive imagination running riot, and with cherry asking for another poem last night, well!!

erm, u mean I aint banned cherry?
cool, so gracious in defeat. always thought you were fab hunni.pmsl.xxxxxxx

oooo stevey's got ripplin muscles - he keepin them well hidden from us then
think cherry will win tho

gr8 poem as always didi

omg didi there isnt a poem of yours i havnt liked your amazin hun keep it up cntant wait to read next one x