BLACKPOOLS DAILY BLOG

BLACKPOOL'S DAILY BLOG

Extra, Extra, read all about it
the blackpool escapades, and it's only a quid

50 pairs of ladies knickers spell out woohoo on blackpool beach
mostly Bridget Jones's, which fit bums no longer considered a peach

Blackpools entire stock of blue nun has been depleted
a source informs us ladybeasts, mission has been completed!

The council report mass damage to many of the towns lamposts
from oversized boulder holders being tied to them, minus the hosts

Woman attempts to buy a huge takeaway order, with gold stars
woohoo players still hungry, and floppy is behind bars!

50 deranged women hosted 'their own grand national' what a sad sight
as poor dobbin & co saw the gin soaked women approach, and bolted with fright

Ladybeast tries to drown brillo for name calling
huh, pot and keettle, for that one I'm not falling (comments reporter)

30 men named bob attacked in blackpool, poor guys
the players were on a mission to get our bob, but he went in disguise

Dobbie found drunk and disorderly in an amusement arcade
showing of all her wares, all her bits on parade

CM_bess heard shouting from the safety of the shore
come on u lot these dingys have to go back, but the guys were up for more

The editor has said 'Blackpool will never recover'
from a gang of nutty women, invading, oh brother!!

28 women were arrested for being drunk in charge
of illicit hooch and dabbers, giving it large

Reports of a woman in a wheelchair, lit up like a christmas tree
a source reports the woman was 'hysterical, shouting, 'I'm MRS D'

40 dipsomaniacs attempt to change the colour of blackpool tower
by flexing their bingo wings and giving it dab dab power

'Blackpoolnew sex capital' as cries of woohoo heard all over town
as 50 women descend, get hammered and let their hair down

We interview a local, who shook her head in disbelief
she only gave her name as 'Anne' for fear of reprisals and grief

A woman named 'cherry' appeared at blackpool magistrates court today
with 1000's of gold stars to bail out players, well that's one way to pay

For more indepth information on these shocking headlines and more
please read pages 1-24!!

hahahahaha, inspired an encouraged by cm_mela, infact she made me do it guys!!!!

hope you had a brilliant timexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lmao that is soooooooooo crazy i love it ss i missed it all lol xxxxxx

ace as always diddle hun, it was all brillos fault lol

brill dididdle,dixie take her twice the 2nd time to apolagise rofl

Dididdleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fabulous babes absolutely hilarious

But to blame me its your name on the title

Love what you done with it chick