AUNTY_ADMIN_CHERRY

At woohoo, were all awaiting a rather big event
our 1st Admin related baby, well planned, it was no accident

For itsme and Admin_Cherry, theyre awaiting nappy news
when esther-jayne brings into this world, a baby in pinks, not blues

For itsme, as we know will make a much loved gran
all knitted booties, cuddles and squeezes, spoil the child, cos she can

But one thing which concerns us, is Cherrys gunna be an aunt
given her past and unscrouplous habits, poor child would be better off with an elephant

Cos cherry, as we all know, and put up with her eccentric habits
wouldn't even be safe looking after a herd of wild rabbits!

As the poor child grows, we wouldn't really wanna see
her following in the footsteps, of her eratic auntie

Snotchops as a name didn't come about by accident
it was born from all the players being sneezed upon, on purpose, yes it was meant

And you all may wonder how cherry affords her smart Admin clothes
designer sheik, top notch gear, off to the shops she goes

Sporting an over sized raincoat, extra pockets sewn inside
boutiques aint got a chance, silk scarves go in easily, in fact they glide!

And to ensure she makes a speedy get away, stripes is in the car
better put your foot down mate, she's twice the weight, by far

So I propose guys, each time you win even 1 gold star
we pool them all together, donate to cherry, post em off, its not that far

And cherry can redeem her vouchers, buy her stuff, legit
then reform this shady character, a hankie in the pocket, it'll fit

Oh dear, it's time to stop, before anyone thinks its real
and wish esther-jayne, itsme, cherry and co best wishes, good luck and all that schpeel!!

Sorry meant good not god lol

Thank you dede. Still no baby 10 days late now mum is getting a bit fed up.