ADMIN_STEVEY, You Wanted A Poem

What can I say about Admin-stevey, he works his socks off for a living
too woohoo and the players,his best he is always giving

His time, his commitment, he does his best, you must agree
which can't be that easy, now he has a counterpart in Admin-cherry

He sends out newsletters containing info, quizzes and fun
thats why stevey is ADMIN-MAN, he gets the job done

I asked around for any info and any goss, from the cm guys
this enables me to tailor my poem to the victim,(oops) subject, and make it personalised

I heard stevey follows football, aahhh yes, the beautiful game
where 22 men chase a ball on grass, yes the very same

And stevey, I've heard you support newcastle, thats your team
such a shame they've been relagated, of past glories you must dream

Now I'm not having a go here, or taking the mick, just having a laff
for didi too dreams of past newcastle players, woohoo me an alan shearer in that big bath!!!

But oh no stevey, whats this I detect
a ch ink in your armour, a hole in your vest

Ive stumbled on something important, i feel
a stain on your polished character, your grubby achillies heel

Your team are nicknamed the magpies, and from that I have found
you and our caller bob, both have some common ground

For as we all know magpies, they like shiney things
milk bottle tops, brooches and semi precious rings

What do we have in woohoo, bronze, silver and gold stars
is that why bob increased his exchange rate, so you 2 can go and spend the proceeds on loose women in dodgy bars?????

Shame on you Admin-stevey, I think you should know better
bob's just a bag of automated spanners, but your woohoos man who sends us our letters

Now come on stevey, redeem yourself, you really must
get your act together and restore our trust

For now your evil deeds must come to an end, redeem yourself, repent
or Admin-cherry will have your crown, and your wages spent

Stevey, you should be wary when you ask for a poem, an ode, a ditti
as it may not be how you imagined, they are not always pretty

So this rhyme must come to an end, with no chocolates as a prize and no flowers
this aint the best Admin_stevey rhyme, but with pen in hand, didi feels empowered!

Another good poem toffee pop keep them coming

lol didi u keep em coming but ur missing 1 i gave u a challange 2 do so were is it woman get it coming

Lol Didi another great poem ,made me laugh .Keep em coming

u should get a choccy hamper for that, so come on steveyyyyyyyyyyy