ADMIN-SNOW-CHERRY-WHITE

Welcome to woohoo’s summer pantomime
Please take your seats, read on, and have a good time.

Once upon a time, there lived a lovely young girl
Snow-cherry-white was her name, her beauty had all the boy’s in a whirl

She lived in woohoo land, and bingo was her favourite pass time
Well of course it was, it fits so well into this rhyme

Just down the road lived snow-cherry-whites 7 best mates
Who didn;t get out much, well they couldn’t reach the bolt on the gate!

There was sleepy-smirn, sneezy-danni, doc-mela and little happy-dede
These were the newest cm dwarves, a happier bunch you wouldn’t see

We also have dopey-chucky, grumpy-ladybeast and cruel basher-mummypad brilloo
Who all had their own problems, namely cage rage, booze and bad mummy-skills. Oh no
Snow-cherry-white left her house one day to call for her 7 mates,
twas bingo that they wanted to play.

She looked into her bag, makin sure she had all of her things
Card to get in, check, dabbers, check, and checked her bingo wings!

But on the way snow-cherry-white was stopped by a haggered old crone
Who’s intention was to do away with this young beauty, and to sit upon her throne

She offered snow-cherry an apple, twas all shiny and red.
Oh no snow, take one bite and you’ll be snoring in your bed!

The deed was done, and into the applesnow-cherry went and bit
Within seconds she was in a deep slumber, poor snow-cherry pip

Mwahahahaha laughed the evil crone, and to our surprise
Took off the crones mask, omg, its admin-stevey in disguise!!

Back in the dwarves place, they were getting a little restless
Snow-cherry-white was late, it’s not like her said happy-dede, but basher-brilloo couldn’t care less
So sneezy-danni came up with a plan to see why snow-cherry was late
They would stand on each others shoulders, and open up the gate

Their plan it worked, so off they set to search far and wide
with dopey-chucky lagging behind, her little legs were slow, but she tried

Get a move on dopey-chucky, shouted grumpy-ladybeast, or we’ll never be on time
But grumpy-ladybeast was more interested in reaching the bar, to sip the sparkling wine!
The 7 dwarves trekked through the woods, by now it was getting dark
When they found poor snow-cherry, just by the woohoo car park

Oh no, said sneezy-danni, she has bit the apple, smells like it was spiked
Grumpy-ladybeast picked it up, mmm spiked booze, yumm, just wot I liked

But doc-mela checked snow-cherry, and said , she’s fast asleep
Oh no said dopey-chuckyegg, who then sat on the floor to weep

Just then the 7 dwarves noticed a wood cutter passing by
They asked his name, stripes he said, oh please help lift our snow-cherry pie

So wood cutter stripes lifted snow-cherry in his big strong arms
He fell in love right there and then, said he’d marry her, no qualms

Snow –cherry-white was nursed back to health in the little dwarves home
And wood cutter stripes went off to sort out that nawty stevey-crone

So all’s well that ends well, wood cutter stripes and snow-cherry-white lived happy ever after
That just left the 7 dwarves, filled with cheer and laughter

For they found woohoo bingo, a game to play on line
And after applying, they became new cm’s and had a jolly good time!

omg didithats a good one pmsl here wd xxx

awwww tyvm guys, if no one read em an enjoyed em there would be no point,
just glad ya likes em!!!!

well done didi again, don't know how you keep coming up with them, but don't stop.

love love love ittttttttt anti piddle u got basher from me granny bashin yeah? living up ter me name....stil dont know why bother goin wudda been happy goin bingo without er